User:Lafolie

Lafolie (Dale James)

Me, lighting a cigarette outside what appears to be "Crak House". Brilliant.

Hello. This is my wiki page. It's brilliant! Here I will try and list everything I've done that's to do with Löve. I'm not very good at programming (which is why I use Löve, it's brilliantly simple) but I'm alright with art and music. I listen to alot of music but I'm addicted to Rinse FM at the moment. My favourite artist is probably Trent Reznor. My Dad said that UnLöve looks like Robotron, which is TR's favourite game. I had no intention of creating this similarity. That compliment inspired me greatly.

My favourite game of all time is Super Metroid. Top 5?

Metroid 3, Zelda 3, Tactics Ogre: Let us Cling Together (PSP version), Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night.

I hate facebook.

If I ever met Lady Gaga I would kick her in her balls.

I hate most things. I am a disillusioned, philosophical individual who will likes to keep an open mind, but will probably find fault in [concept].

I play Xbox. Sometimes. Add me if you're clever enough to figure out my gamertag (let me know who you are in your message or I'll disregard it).

If I don't like something and it's bothering me I won't hesitate to speak up.

I'm impatient. I'm lazy. Yup. Both.

I like things that most people don't.

I love Chaos Theory. It is the point of life and existence (as there is no meaning of life), it is the creator of all beauty and it is infinite. All encompassing. If there is a god, this is it and this is it's will. There is nothing can change my opinion of this.

LÖVE History

UnLöve is a zombie survival game where the aim is to earn as many points as possible before you inevitably get eaten. -Creator, everything

Commies! is a simple precision point & click 'shooter'. Shooting is actually dropping bombs on little hammer&sickles. -Sound Designer

Pathetic excuse for a project that went nowhere. -Eurgh. Just eurgh

Contributions

Guidelines for the support forum.

Wiki Stuff

Russian Hats

Bow down to my page of brilliance. Bask in the brilliance of my page. Do not stare directly into the brilliance of my page. Beware of the brilliance. (of my page)

love.brilliance.lafolie() --always returns true

KILL EVERY!1

KE!1 is a game using the UnLöve engine. Kind of like a 2D Grand Theft Auto - come - Double Dragon game where the aim of the game is rack up a body count thus obtaining lots of points.

Starting with only a knife (upgradeable to a switchblade or other small, concealable close quarters weapon) you have to kill NPCs and pickup their weapons. Different kinds of people will drop different weapons. For example, it may be a good idea to start off your spree with a shopkeep who may have a blunt weapon, pistol or shotgun behind the counter to ward off thieves. If you can take them out, the weapon is yours. Lumberjacks would drop chainsaws. Builders would drop nailguns. Any kind of tool that can be used offensively is a weapon.

Of course, killing lots of people will get you in trouble with the authorities! At first it might be just a single policeman, but it will quickly become a squad and then a squadron and then a whole task-force will be setup to catch you! Pretty soon you'll have ever officer the gameworld can muster on your ass. But that's good right? They bring guns. And you need guns. The more you take out, the bigger the guns they bring get. Kill enough of these and acquire enough points and the government will want you dead.

CID/FBI/CIA/MoD personnel will be dispatched to get you. These will bring even better, more expensive weapons. But beware… these are intelligence officers. They won't just attempt to shoot you on sight! They will setup traps and attempt to put you in a no-win situation. You'll have to be observant to catch them out. They may plant mines in the floor, use tripwires, snipe from towerblocks etc. And then of course there's the military. These guys are serious. They will bring the biggest, heaviest weaponry in the game and will stop at nothing to get you. Rockets, MGs, Tanks and possibly even bombs will be coming at you. Survive this and you are really getting somewhere.

If the military fail (which is unlikely as they will never give up (i.e. constantly spawn?) then you'll have some special character NPCs after you. These are assassins. They mean business, literally. Consider these boss fights. They are tough, smart and will have a personality (AI) unlike any other enemy.

Managed to defeat them? Still killing people? Efforts to stop you go further still, with the introduction of experimental weaponry being used against you. Get your hands on these and you can rack up a huge body count. Laser guns, ion cannons and powered armour could be yours.

The more times you play and the more points you accumulate, the bigger the game gets. You can spend you earned points on increased level sizes, difficulty modifiers, weapons, abilities and other such upgrades.

Personal

If you care, you can find evidence of my brilliance and existence here:

MGU_Soldier - Twitter personal account.

sfxbig - Twitter account for Shadow Fighter Xbox Indie Game.

cupsandstrings - Twitter account to log funny quotes that me and my friends come out with.

Ridley X electronic/grime/bass/dub/downtempo/lofi music produced by myself.

Até mixed-genre band (basically undecided). I am the frontman/main producer/blah. On hiatus. Sort of.

Popstar synthpunk/electro band in which I write and play keyboards.

LÖVE Club Profile where you can view all my posts.