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Joke/pun thread
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 7:09 pm
by iPoisonxL
Let's have some fun and share some jokes & puns with each other. After all, in the description of this forum, it does mention puns doesn't it?
I'll start with a programming pun:
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Re: Joke/pun thread
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 7:45 pm
by Doctory
what did the programmer say to the other blind programmer?
do you C?
ahah im bad at puns ;-;
Re: Joke/pun thread
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 1:40 am
by Zilarrezko
Two friends are at a bar with a bartender behind the counter. One friend speaks to the bartender saying, "Can I have another drink before the road?oiaehgt309845ty3gjvm23y5-". The other friend apologizes, "Sorry, my friend isn't null terminated".
Re: Joke/pun thread
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 2:42 pm
by kikito
Re: Joke/pun thread
Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2015 9:45 pm
by iPoisonxL
Doctory wrote:what did the programmer say to the other blind programmer?
do you C?
ahah im bad at puns ;-;
Other version:
Why does the Java programmer wear glasses? Because he can't C#
Re: Joke/pun thread
Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 7:36 pm
by Ranguna259
Why does the programmer program in C# ? Because it helps him to C#s
(C# -> see number, C#s -> see numbers, get it
)
Re: Joke/pun thread
Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2015 12:03 pm
by Jeeper
Ranguna259 wrote:Why does the programmer program in C# ? Because it helps him to C#s
(C# -> see number, C#s -> see numbers, get it
)
Isn't it "See sharp"?
Re: Joke/pun thread
Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2015 6:01 pm
by Ranguna259
Jeeper wrote:Isn't it "See sharp"?
OMG it is
I've been lied to my whole life
Re: Joke/pun thread
Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2015 6:14 pm
by micha
There are 10 types of people: Those who understand binary number and those who don't.
Re: Joke/pun thread
Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2015 6:21 pm
by DaedalusYoung
micha wrote:There are 10 types of people: Those who understand binary number and those who don't.
Ah, I was just about to post that.
Well then, let's do the other classic instead:
Why do programmers celebrate Halloween on Christmas Day and vice versa?
Because 25 DEC = 31 OCT!
(who uses octal nowadays anymore?)