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by iPoisonxL » Wed Jan 14, 2015 7:09 pm
Let's have some fun and share some jokes & puns with each other. After all, in the description of this forum, it does mention puns doesn't it?
I'll start with a programming pun:
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
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by Doctory » Wed Jan 14, 2015 7:45 pm
what did the programmer say to the other blind programmer?
do you C?
ahah im bad at puns ;-;
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by Zilarrezko » Thu Jan 15, 2015 1:40 am
Two friends are at a bar with a bartender behind the counter. One friend speaks to the bartender saying, "Can I have another drink before the road?oiaehgt309845ty3gjvm23y5-". The other friend apologizes, "Sorry, my friend isn't null terminated".
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by kikito » Thu Jan 15, 2015 2:42 pm
When I write def I mean function .
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by iPoisonxL » Sat Jan 17, 2015 9:45 pm
Doctory wrote: what did the programmer say to the other blind programmer?
do you C?
ahah im bad at puns ;-;
Other version:
Why does the Java programmer wear glasses? Because he can't C#
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by Ranguna259 » Sun Jan 18, 2015 7:36 pm
Why does the programmer program in C# ? Because it helps him to C#s
(C# -> see number, C#s -> see numbers, get it
)
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by Jeeper » Mon Jan 19, 2015 12:03 pm
Ranguna259 wrote: Why does the programmer program in C# ? Because it helps him to C#s
(C# -> see number, C#s -> see numbers, get it
)
Isn't it "See sharp"?
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by Ranguna259 » Mon Jan 19, 2015 6:01 pm
Jeeper wrote: Isn't it "See sharp"?
OMG it is
I've been lied to my whole life
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by micha » Mon Jan 19, 2015 6:14 pm
There are 10 types of people: Those who understand binary number and those who don't.
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by DaedalusYoung » Mon Jan 19, 2015 6:21 pm
micha wrote: There are 10 types of people: Those who understand binary number and those who don't.
Ah, I was just about to post that.
Well then, let's do the other classic instead:
Why do programmers celebrate Halloween on Christmas Day and vice versa?
Because 25 DEC = 31 OCT!
(who uses octal nowadays anymore?)
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