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Derpy and The Hunting of the super tasty Muffin (of awesomeness) is a totaly crazy and colorful graphic textadventure with retro music, sounds a a lot of derpiness. You play Derpy and find a mysterious recipe for THE SUPER TASTY MUFFIN (OF AWESOMENESS). Now it's your turn to help Derpy to find all the ingredients. Besides the main plot there's a lot of crazy stuff you can do. You can discover easter eggs, try to find Spike or go for trophy hunting!

It's still in beta and we're looking for an english native speaker to check spelling and grammar.
If you wanna see the crapy source, just download the Linux package, it just contains the .love file.
I don't do the graphics or music. Have a look at the readme or the credits to check out all the great artists who made this very cool work!

Website
http://www.indiedb.com/games/derpy-the- ... -muffin-oa

Download (Beta 1)
Windows 32bit
Mac OS X 10.6+
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Stuff you can try SPOILERS
kiss lyra
tie lyra
brohoof lyra
slap lyra
tickle lyra
milk lyra
hug lyra
love lyra
neigh
snort
tell a joke
get beer
close eyes
open eyes
write me a letter
be sexy
be cool
be derpy
travel through time
howl
wait for cristmas
wait for easter bunny
wait for apocalypse
wait for derpy day
wait for birthday
squint
laugh
rule
rule equestria
rule ponyville
rule world
wash butt
sew lyra with hole
rub lyra
bite yourself
hit yourself
smell lyra
kick ass
find yourself
find higgs boson
sing 99 buckets of oats
sing cupcakes
fly to sun
fly to moon
touch butt
touch yourself
suck hoof
derp
who is best pony?
who?
sex?
what is the meaning of life the universe and everything?
zuul
what time is it?

All available verbs SPOILERS, TOO
bag (.*), b (.*), saddlebag (.*), inventory (.*), i (.*)
bake (.*)
be (.*)
beam (.*), beam to (.*), teleport (.*), teleport to (.*)
bite (.*)
break (.*)
brohoof (.*)
burn (*.), fire (.*), inflame (.*), kindle (.*), torch (.*)
burst (.*), rupture (.*), explode (.*), pop (.*), burst (.*) with (.*), rupture (.*) with (.*), explode (.*) with (.*), pop (.*) with (.*)
buy (.*)
climb (.*), scramble (.*), clamber (.*), climb on (.*), scramble on (.*), clamber on (.*), climb up (.*), scramble up (.*), clamber up (.*), climb down (.*), scramble down (.*), clamber down (.*)
clop (.*)
close (.*)
color (.*)
combine (.*), combine (.*) with (.*), combine (.*) and (.*)
cook (.*), grill (.*)
cry (.*)
fuck (.*), shit (.*), ass (.*), asshole (.*), bitch (.*), penis (.*), cunt (.*), pussy (.*), piss (.*), dick (.*), pee (.*), poo (.*), poop (.*), fart (.*), puke (.*), rape (.*)
dabble (.*), swash (.*), splash (.*), dabble in (.*), swash in (.*), splash in (.*)
dance (.*)
derp (.*)
destroy (.*)
draw (.*), draw with (.*), draw (.*) on (.*)
drink (.*), slurp (.*), sip (.*)
eat (.*), taste (.*)
feed (.*), feed (.*) to (.*), feed (.*) with (.*)
find (.*)
fly (.*), fly to (.*)
follow (.*)
give (.*), give (.*) to (.*)
go (.*), go to (.*), g (.*), walk (.*), walk to (.*), gallop (.*), gallop to (.*), trot (.*), trot to (.*)
harvest (.*), pluck (.*), cull (.*), gather (.*)
hate (.*)
help (.*), h (.*)
hide (.*), hide behind (.*)
hint (.*)
hit (.*), punch (.*)
howl (.*), howl at (.*)
hug (.*)
joke (.*), tell a joke (.*), share a joke (.*)
jump (.*), jump to (.*), jump on (.*), jump into (.*), jump off (.*), jump over (.*)
keysounds (.*)
kick (.*)
kill (.*), slay (.*)
kiss (.*)
knock (.*), bang (.*), rap (.*), knock on (.*), bang on (.*), rap on (.*)
land (.*), land on (.*)
laugh (.*)
lay (.*), lay (.*) into (.*), lay (.*) in (.*), lay (.*) to (.*), lay (.*) on (.*), lay (.*) at (.*), lay (.*) under (.*)
lick (.*)
list (.*)
listen (.*), listen to (.*), hear (.*)
load (.*)
look (.*), l (.*), look at (.*), look in (.*), look into (.*), look on (.*), examine (.*)
lose (.*), game over (.*), gameover (.*)
love (.*)
make (.*)
map (.*), m (.*)
milk (.*)
mix (.*), mix (.*) with (.*), mix (.*) and (.*)
music (.*)
neigh (.*), whinny (.*), whicker (.*)
open (.*)
pet (.*), stroke (.*), caress (.*), fondle (.*)
play (.*)
poke (.*), tap (.*), prod (.*), shove (.*)
pull (.*)
push (.*), press (.*)
put (.*), put (.*) into (.*), put (.*) in (.*), put (.*) to (.*), put (.*) on (.*), put (.*) at (.*), put (.*) under (.*), place (.*), place (.*) into (.*), place (.*) in (.*), place (.*) to (.*), place (.*) on (.*), place (.*) at (.*), place (.*) under (.*)
quit (.*), exit (.*), end (.*), leave (.*), q (.*)
read (.*)
rub (.*)
rule (.*)
save (.*)
say (.*)
search (.*)
shader (.*), retro (.*), oldschool (.*), old school (.*)
shake (.*), joggle (.*)
shoo (.*), shoo away (.*), banish (.*), frighten (.*), frighten away (.*), scare (.*), scare away (.*)
show (.*), show (.*) to (.*)
sing (.*)
slap (.*)
sleep (.*)
smash (.*), bash (.*)
sneak (.*), sneak to (.*), sneak into (.*), creep (.*), creep to (.*), creep into (.*)
sneeze (.*)
sniff (.*), snuff (.*), pry (.*), nuzzle (.*), smell (.*)
snort (.*)
sound (.*)
speech (.*)
spit (.*), spit on (.*), spit in (.*), spit into (.*), spit at (.*)
squint (.*)
stab (.*), jab (.*), prick (.*), stab (.*) with (.*), jab (.*) with (.*), prick (.*) with (.*)
steal (.*), whip (.*)
stick (.*), stick (.*) into (.*), stick (.*) in (.*), stick (.*) to (.*), stick (.*) on (.*), stick (.*) at (.*)
stitch (.*), sew (.*), machine-sew (.*), machinesew (.*), machine sew (.*)
stomp (.*)
suck (.*)
swim (.*), swim in (.*)
take (.*), get (.*), grab (.*), pick (.*), pick up (.*)
talk (.*), talk to (.*), talk with (.*), t (.*), ask (.*)
throw (.*), throw (.*) on (.*), throw (.*) at (.*), throw (.*) in (.*), throw (.*) into (.*), throw (.*) to (.*), toss (.*), toss (.*) on (.*), toss (.*) at (.*), toss (.*) in (.*), toss (.*) into (.*), toss (.*) to (.*)
tickle (.*)
tie (.*)
touch (.*), grope (.*), feel (.*)
trash (.*)
travel (.*)
trophies (.*), achievements (.*), scepters (.*)
turn off (.*), switch off (.*), power off (.*)
turn on (.*), switch on (.*), power on (.*)
undress (.*), doff (.*), disrobe (.*), take off (.*)
untie (.*)
use (.*), u (.*), use (.*) with (.*), use (.*) on (.*), use (.*) at (.*)
view (.*)
wait (.*), wait for (.*), wait until (.*), wait til (.*)
wash (.*)
wear (.*), dress (.*), don (.*), put on (.*)
whisper (.*), breathe (.*), susurrate (.*)
write (.*), write (.*) on (.*)
yell (.*), shout (.*), scream (.*), squeak (.*), squall (.*), shriek (.*)

I suck at text RPGS (never could beat Zork), but I like it, I haven't gotten far yet, but so far the english seems fine, I guess I could read through the english and let you know if anything is amiss!

PS > Great work, it looks fantastic

This looks fun, but can you please make the CRT shader optional?
I have a rather weak graphics card that can't really handle it well.

SneakySnake wrote:This looks fun, but can you please make the CRT shader optional?
I have a rather weak graphics card that can't really handle it well.

Type retro off to disable the shader. The help screen and the README will tell you that

Ratchet wrote:

SneakySnake wrote:This looks fun, but can you please make the CRT shader optional?
I have a rather weak graphics card that can't really handle it well.

Type retro off to disable the shader. The help screen and the README will tell you that

Gotcha. I was looking at the "screen setup" section, assuming all video related options are explained there.

SneakySnake wrote:

Ratchet wrote:

SneakySnake wrote:This looks fun, but can you please make the CRT shader optional?
I have a rather weak graphics card that can't really handle it well.

Type retro off to disable the shader. The help screen and the README will tell you that

Gotcha. I was looking at the "screen setup" section, assuming all video related options are explained there.

But you're right, I will add a key for that, too

edit: Done. Will be available in the next release.

Ratchet wrote:we're looking for an english native speaker to check spelling and grammar.

I made a Gist where I collect the mistakes I find: https://gist.github.com/crumblingstatue ... 0189c825ca

I couldn't figure out how to put the damn book in that damn shelf

You have to find the right row in the right shelf. Have a look at the book and every row to get the clue...

I tried typing "put the damn book in the damn shelf". It didn't work.