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[Djent]

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[Lafolie]

As diagnosed depressive I don't find this offensive at all.

As a member of the community I feel that this has no place here.

As helpful person, I'd like to point out the love.graphics.draw arguments. The 'ox' and 'oy' arguments offset the image so that you can rotate around a given point.

[Inny]

This reminds me of a really old ZZT game called "Little Orphan Annie Gets Shot In The Head" which was exactly what you'd expect it to be.

But yeah, maybe this one should be allowed to disappear off the front page.

[Djent]

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As helpful person, I'd like to point out the love.graphics.draw arguments. The 'ox' and 'oy' arguments offset the image so that you can rotate around a given point.

I assumed the image offset would only offset the image, not the rotation point. I'll have to try that. Thanks.

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But yeah, maybe this one should be allowed to disappear off the front page.

I've been waiting for "Seduction Quest" to disappear off the front page too, but apparently people are okay with that game, seeing as the thread has over 2,200 views.

[Lafolie]

I've been waiting for "Seduction Quest" to disappear off the front page too, but apparently people are okay with that game, seeing as the thread has over 2,200 views.

Universal truth is not measured in mass appeal.

[scutheotaku]

Ok, I'll rate this in five ways:
1. as a game: it's not really that fun... 0/5
2. as an interactive experience/non-game: it needs some ambient music and flowers. 3/5
3. as humor: not very funny, but I suppose it may be if there's some sort of inside joke that you're in on. 1/5
4. as art: I really like how you've captured the depression that consumerism brings to today's youth. 5/5
5. as a cat: it's not a cat. -42/5

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But yeah, maybe this one should be allowed to disappear off the front page.

I've been waiting for "Seduction Quest" to disappear off the front page too, but apparently people are okay with that game, seeing as the thread has over 2,200 views.

Well, that's on the second page now, but "Baby Head Smasher" is still on the first page... :/

[josefnpat]

5. as a cat: it's not a cat. -42/5

You know, now you're making me feel bad. I have never made a game that is a cat.

I will try harderrr.

[Djent]

Ok, I'll rate this in five ways:
1. as a game: it's not really that fun... 0/5
2. as an interactive experience/non-game: it needs some ambient music and flowers. 3/5
3. as humor: not very funny, but I suppose it may be if there's some sort of inside joke that you're in on. 1/5
4. as art: I really like how you've captured the depression that consumerism brings to today's youth. 5/5
5. as a cat: it's not a cat. -42/5

I'll defend myself a bit.
1. It's not much of a game in the first place, and as far as drinking bleach goes, you can't make it very fun.
2. I'll MS Paint up some flowers real quick to get dem 2 points.
3. My friends and I got quite a laugh out of it. We enjoy stupidity like this game and people who drink bleach. The simpleness adds to the appeal. It is sort of an inside joke, because one of my friends went through this whole story about how she threatened to drink bleach once and we all found it very funny.
4. Exactly what I was going for, thank you.
5. Cat update coming soon

[scutheotaku]

5. as a cat: it's not a cat. -42/5

You know, now you're making me feel bad. I have never made a game that is a cat.

I will try harderrr.

I'm a sucker for anime pictures, so you get points for that...but it's not a gif, so... I'm giving this post 3 stars.

Ok, I'll rate this in five ways:
1. as a game: it's not really that fun... 0/5
2. as an interactive experience/non-game: it needs some ambient music and flowers. 3/5
3. as humor: not very funny, but I suppose it may be if there's some sort of inside joke that you're in on. 1/5
4. as art: I really like how you've captured the depression that consumerism brings to today's youth. 5/5
5. as a cat: it's not a cat. -42/5

I'll defend myself a bit.
1. It's not much of a game in the first place, and as far as drinking bleach goes, you can't make it very fun.
2. I'll MS Paint up some flowers real quick to get dem 2 points.
3. My friends and I got quite a laugh out of it. We enjoy stupidity like this game and people who drink bleach. The simpleness adds to the appeal. It is sort of an inside joke, because one of my friends went through this whole story about how she threatened to drink bleach once and we all found it very funny.
4. Exactly what I was going for, thank you.
5. Cat update coming soon

1. perhaps the bleach could be locked in a cabinet, so you have to pick the lock to get it? Lockpicking minigame = an essential for any half-decent game.
2. Sorry, but you only get 1 point for the flowers (or 1.5 if they look really pixel-y and "retro"). You only get the rest of the points if you incorporate soft, ambient music that drifts in and out.
3. Well, it's only funny if someone gets hurt...so a death animation would make this much funnier. If sad puppies are involved, you'll get 5 stars guaranteed.
4. You're welcome.
5. Bonus points if the cat is in a teacup. -23 stars if it's "angry cat," because that meme is soooooooo last year.

[GungnirDev]

"I was complaining about [popular game X] being bad, and somebody made the comment that I couldn't do any better, so I made this game about things that are more fun than [popular game X]."