Some self humorous coding-love-hate!

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Some self humorous coding-love-hate!

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Hilarious, thanks for sharing :awesome:
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thanks man!
loled so hard
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I enjoyed that video. :crazy:
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lol, while I never use either of those languages, it was very humorous :3
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Keeping with the theme, let's talk about Javascript.

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> typeof Nan
"number"
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> Math.min() < Math.max()
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nevon wrote:

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> typeof Nan
"number"
I have a feeling this will be the case in many languages. Since it's kind of a property of a number to be.. not one..
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bartbes wrote:
nevon wrote:

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> typeof Nan
"number"
I have a feeling this will be the case in many languages. Since it's kind of a property of a number to be.. not one..
it's also of a property of ieee-754

so, wait for it, lua also does it
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Enough making fun of languages that suck, let's talk about Javascript!

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> Array(16)
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
> Array(16).join("wat")
watwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwat
(That's actually the only line in this entire presentation that's reasonable...)

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> Array(16).join("wat" - 1) + " Batman!"
NaNNaNNaNNaNNaNNaNNaNNaNNaNNaNNaNNaNNaNNaNNaNNaN Batman!
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Taehl wrote:
Enough making fun of languages that suck, let's talk about Javascript!
Ah yes JavaScript. That thing that gave me a lot of headaches in the era of Microsoft-Netscape browser wars. But enough making fun of languages that suck, let's talk about JavaScript!
1995 - Brendan Eich reads up on every mistake ever made in designing a programming language, invents a few more, and creates LiveScript. Later, in an effort to cash in on the popularity of Java the language is renamed JavaScript. Later still, in an effort to cash in on the popularity of skin diseases the language is renamed ECMAScript.
from "A Brief, Incomplete, and Mostly Wrong History of Programming Languages" (http://james-iry.blogspot.com/2009/05/b ... wrong.html"
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