It's still in beta and we're looking for an english native speaker to check spelling and grammar.
If you wanna see the crapy source, just download the Linux package, it just contains the .love file.
I don't do the graphics or music. Have a look at the readme or the credits to check out all the great artists who made this very cool work!
Website
http://www.indiedb.com/games/derpy-the- ... -muffin-oa
Download (Beta 1)
Windows 32bit
Mac OS X 10.6+
Linux
Stuff you can try SPOILERS
kiss lyra
tie lyra
brohoof lyra
slap lyra
tickle lyra
milk lyra
hug lyra
love lyra
neigh
snort
tell a joke
get beer
close eyes
open eyes
write me a letter
be sexy
be cool
be derpy
travel through time
howl
wait for cristmas
wait for easter bunny
wait for apocalypse
wait for derpy day
wait for birthday
squint
laugh
rule
rule equestria
rule ponyville
rule world
wash butt
sew lyra with hole
rub lyra
bite yourself
hit yourself
smell lyra
kick ass
find yourself
find higgs boson
sing 99 buckets of oats
sing cupcakes
fly to sun
fly to moon
touch butt
touch yourself
suck hoof
derp
who is best pony?
who?
sex?
what is the meaning of life the universe and everything?
zuul
what time is it?
All available verbs SPOILERS, TOO
bag (.*), b (.*), saddlebag (.*), inventory (.*), i (.*)
bake (.*)
be (.*)
beam (.*), beam to (.*), teleport (.*), teleport to (.*)
bite (.*)
break (.*)
brohoof (.*)
burn (*.), fire (.*), inflame (.*), kindle (.*), torch (.*)
burst (.*), rupture (.*), explode (.*), pop (.*), burst (.*) with (.*), rupture (.*) with (.*), explode (.*) with (.*), pop (.*) with (.*)
buy (.*)
climb (.*), scramble (.*), clamber (.*), climb on (.*), scramble on (.*), clamber on (.*), climb up (.*), scramble up (.*), clamber up (.*), climb down (.*), scramble down (.*), clamber down (.*)
clop (.*)
close (.*)
color (.*)
combine (.*), combine (.*) with (.*), combine (.*) and (.*)
cook (.*), grill (.*)
cry (.*)
fuck (.*), shit (.*), ass (.*), asshole (.*), bitch (.*), penis (.*), cunt (.*), pussy (.*), piss (.*), dick (.*), pee (.*), poo (.*), poop (.*), fart (.*), puke (.*), rape (.*)
dabble (.*), swash (.*), splash (.*), dabble in (.*), swash in (.*), splash in (.*)
dance (.*)
derp (.*)
destroy (.*)
draw (.*), draw with (.*), draw (.*) on (.*)
drink (.*), slurp (.*), sip (.*)
eat (.*), taste (.*)
feed (.*), feed (.*) to (.*), feed (.*) with (.*)
find (.*)
fly (.*), fly to (.*)
follow (.*)
give (.*), give (.*) to (.*)
go (.*), go to (.*), g (.*), walk (.*), walk to (.*), gallop (.*), gallop to (.*), trot (.*), trot to (.*)
harvest (.*), pluck (.*), cull (.*), gather (.*)
hate (.*)
help (.*), h (.*)
hide (.*), hide behind (.*)
hint (.*)
hit (.*), punch (.*)
howl (.*), howl at (.*)
hug (.*)
joke (.*), tell a joke (.*), share a joke (.*)
jump (.*), jump to (.*), jump on (.*), jump into (.*), jump off (.*), jump over (.*)
keysounds (.*)
kick (.*)
kill (.*), slay (.*)
kiss (.*)
knock (.*), bang (.*), rap (.*), knock on (.*), bang on (.*), rap on (.*)
land (.*), land on (.*)
laugh (.*)
lay (.*), lay (.*) into (.*), lay (.*) in (.*), lay (.*) to (.*), lay (.*) on (.*), lay (.*) at (.*), lay (.*) under (.*)
lick (.*)
list (.*)
listen (.*), listen to (.*), hear (.*)
load (.*)
look (.*), l (.*), look at (.*), look in (.*), look into (.*), look on (.*), examine (.*)
lose (.*), game over (.*), gameover (.*)
love (.*)
make (.*)
map (.*), m (.*)
milk (.*)
mix (.*), mix (.*) with (.*), mix (.*) and (.*)
music (.*)
neigh (.*), whinny (.*), whicker (.*)
open (.*)
pet (.*), stroke (.*), caress (.*), fondle (.*)
play (.*)
poke (.*), tap (.*), prod (.*), shove (.*)
pull (.*)
push (.*), press (.*)
put (.*), put (.*) into (.*), put (.*) in (.*), put (.*) to (.*), put (.*) on (.*), put (.*) at (.*), put (.*) under (.*), place (.*), place (.*) into (.*), place (.*) in (.*), place (.*) to (.*), place (.*) on (.*), place (.*) at (.*), place (.*) under (.*)
quit (.*), exit (.*), end (.*), leave (.*), q (.*)
read (.*)
rub (.*)
rule (.*)
save (.*)
say (.*)
search (.*)
shader (.*), retro (.*), oldschool (.*), old school (.*)
shake (.*), joggle (.*)
shoo (.*), shoo away (.*), banish (.*), frighten (.*), frighten away (.*), scare (.*), scare away (.*)
show (.*), show (.*) to (.*)
sing (.*)
slap (.*)
sleep (.*)
smash (.*), bash (.*)
sneak (.*), sneak to (.*), sneak into (.*), creep (.*), creep to (.*), creep into (.*)
sneeze (.*)
sniff (.*), snuff (.*), pry (.*), nuzzle (.*), smell (.*)
snort (.*)
sound (.*)
speech (.*)
spit (.*), spit on (.*), spit in (.*), spit into (.*), spit at (.*)
squint (.*)
stab (.*), jab (.*), prick (.*), stab (.*) with (.*), jab (.*) with (.*), prick (.*) with (.*)
steal (.*), whip (.*)
stick (.*), stick (.*) into (.*), stick (.*) in (.*), stick (.*) to (.*), stick (.*) on (.*), stick (.*) at (.*)
stitch (.*), sew (.*), machine-sew (.*), machinesew (.*), machine sew (.*)
stomp (.*)
suck (.*)
swim (.*), swim in (.*)
take (.*), get (.*), grab (.*), pick (.*), pick up (.*)
talk (.*), talk to (.*), talk with (.*), t (.*), ask (.*)
throw (.*), throw (.*) on (.*), throw (.*) at (.*), throw (.*) in (.*), throw (.*) into (.*), throw (.*) to (.*), toss (.*), toss (.*) on (.*), toss (.*) at (.*), toss (.*) in (.*), toss (.*) into (.*), toss (.*) to (.*)
tickle (.*)
tie (.*)
touch (.*), grope (.*), feel (.*)
trash (.*)
travel (.*)
trophies (.*), achievements (.*), scepters (.*)
turn off (.*), switch off (.*), power off (.*)
turn on (.*), switch on (.*), power on (.*)
undress (.*), doff (.*), disrobe (.*), take off (.*)
untie (.*)
use (.*), u (.*), use (.*) with (.*), use (.*) on (.*), use (.*) at (.*)
view (.*)
wait (.*), wait for (.*), wait until (.*), wait til (.*)
wash (.*)
wear (.*), dress (.*), don (.*), put on (.*)
whisper (.*), breathe (.*), susurrate (.*)
write (.*), write (.*) on (.*)
yell (.*), shout (.*), scream (.*), squeak (.*), squall (.*), shriek (.*)
