About the new website...

[Robin]

Damn, you're right. But please tell me you're planning on making a proper home page before Google buys an army of robots to fight the second coming of Jesus Christ Superstar...

[Luiji]

Damn, you're right. But please tell me you're planning on making a proper home page before Google buys an army of robots to fight the second coming of Jesus Christ Superstar...

HAHAHA!

[bartbes]

Virus test (for the new website, totally on-topic!)

[Luiji]

It has the word virus, so sadly I'm afraid to even look at it. What does it contain?

[hertzcastle]

Damn, you're right. But please tell me you're planning on making a proper home page before Google buys an army of robots to fight the second coming of Jesus Christ Superstar...

i believe that transaction is already underway

[bartbes]

It exists now.

@Luiji:
A test, the EICAR test.

[Luiji]

Wow, I downloaded that file and my antivirus totally went insane.

[Jasoco]

X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*

I don't get it. All I got was a text file. I love my Mac. Nothing ever goes wr--

[Luiji]

The fact that nothing happened means that you don't have any functioning anti-virus. This means that your computer sucks.

Also, whenever someone says that nothing ever goes wrong on a Mac, another really annoyed cracker creates a Mac virus. It's sad really.

Another also: I say "cracker", and I recommend you guys too, because "hacker" means someone who enjoys playful cleverness. The term was mistakooken for "security breaker" by moronic, a-hole journalists in the 1980s. The term "cracker", is the proper term. Citation: http://www.gnu.org/philosophy/words-to- ... tml#Hacker

(I figured I might as well explain here.)

[bmelts]

That particular "virus" won't even do anything on a Mac, it's a chunk of DOS code.